Philip Z. Kimball, J.D., Benjamin N. Cardozo School of Law (2004); B.A., Film Studies, Yale University (2000). Mr. Kimball is currently clerking for Judge Donald G. Collester, Jr. of the Appellate Division of New Jersey and will be joining Fried Frank Harris Shriver & Jacobson, L.L.P. in September 2005. Mr. Kimball would like to thank his parents, his sister Miranda, and Emily D. Goldberg for support and a shot of perspective during the writing process. He also wants to thank Professor Lela Love for invaluable input. And, finally, Judge Judy Sheindlin for providing inspiration.